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About Me Member Fantasy Writer Aiko-Phoenix17/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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I got a ticket to Hell

Mon Dec 14, 2009, 4:56 PM
Stolen because I should totally be doing my 9058928928 other things to do which are due soon and have relevant and important impacts on my future and don't want to.

[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex (I dare you to tell me that you have a brother and have never done this)
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL: 3

[x] taken painkillers (this...makes me a bad person?)
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x]lied to a friend ("How hard was the test?" "Oh pfsh, nothing but porifera, no diagrams.")
[ ] snuck out of the house
[ ] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone (we're not talking like physically, right?)
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL: 8

[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar (as of this TGIO party, hah!)
TOTAL: 9

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
TOTAL: 9

[ ] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly (we're not counting halloween costumes. And how 'girly' is Renaissance anyway?)
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out (this...makes me a bad person too? GOSH I'M SORRY I HIT MY HEAD, I WILL REPENT)
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 10

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone/been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 10

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury (if I'm going to be Lucifer's handmaid for eternity because I scraped my knee when I was two, who IS going to be in heaven? o-O)
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (...kitchen...nuff said)
[x] lied about your age (ok, neopets, you've got me there)
TOTAL: 15

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger (well they weren't a stranger two minutes later...)
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed (Does that actually count, Elaine? XD)
TOTAL: 17

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online (and will totally do it again)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight (you have no idea.)
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence (by my art teacher no less)
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex (I'm pretty sure I've -jumped- on Lukas, but given the speed with which I had to flee after, there was no lying down involved)
[ ] cheated on a test (...if we want to be serious, yes, I did once on a third grade multiplication quiz. And have not done so otherwise, before or after. Happy? The fact that I remember this is pathetic enough in itself)
TOTAL: 21


I RESENT THIS AVERAGENESS.

Yes, I know I didn't get 81-90, but let's be realistic; I've already purchased, outfitted, and designed my comfy little condo next to the Styx. All free to join, of course~ there're plenty of extra toothbrushes, so we don't violate [ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.


If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [xI'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write []I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Nightwish, Black Beauty
  • Reading: College websites
  • Watching: Merlin
  • Playing: Blackmore's Night
  • Eating: Overrated
  • Drinking: Also Overrated

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  • Interests: Sleeeeeep
  • Favourite movie: Thief and the Cobbler
  • Favourite band or musician: Mythos, E.S.Posthumus, Enya, Loreena McKennit, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: Celtic, Filk, anything really
  • Favourite artist: Fishboyv.09
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, Pullman, Robert Jordan, Tolkien, Eddings, Patricia Wrede, Yuski etc.
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  • Favourite style of art: The Way of the Flamethrower
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  • MP3 player of choice: The blue one
  • Shell of choice: the ones you find in a bathtub...the orange ones...
  • Wallpaper of choice: Pretty ones
  • Skin of choice: Not red.
  • Favourite game: Shadow of the Colossus
  • Favourite gaming platform: Platform Shoes
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Great Webb-Footed One
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Comments


:icondeepset:
You paint very well, especially for your age (in a non-patronising way!). Nice stuff :)

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Some Red Handed Sleight of Hand
:iconaiko-phoenix:
:) thank you!!

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“One danced up thorns and roses, and one danced down glass and sea foam. In these court dances, only the latter survive.” Ch11, Ileanna
:iconlesserarcana:
Waa your gallery is so great! And you're really 15? Nuu makes me feel lazy =_= Fantastic work ;]

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The Least Polish Polak
:iconaiko-phoenix:
Oh goodness, thank you for the reminder! I never remember to update age - it's 17 now :(

Thanks <3 and really, don't, I'm extremely lazy -.- (hence all the pictures I really should finish or edit but don't...)

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“One danced up thorns and roses, and one danced down glass and sea foam. In these court dances, only the latter survive.” Ch11, Ileanna
:iconlesserarcana:
Aha.. well I feel I'm just not motivated enough to even start anything.... which I think I'll do something, maybe, this weekend.

<3


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:iconandiabstractdreamer:
wow u are amazing^^

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Mwahahahaha :mwahaha: evil laughter is my passion!!!
GO FLOWER POWER!!! :flowerpot:
:iconaiko-phoenix:
:) gosh, thanks. Hopefully I'll be able to claw my way there eventually!

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“One danced up thorns and roses, and one danced down glass and sea foam. In these court dances, only the latter survive.” Ch11, Ileanna
:iconandiabstractdreamer:
u are wow just love ur gallery to bits

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Mwahahahaha :mwahaha: evil laughter is my passion!!!
GO FLOWER POWER!!! :flowerpot:
:iconichaichaparadice:
i have found u ((:<
this is Soy invading ur life

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